Your Favorite Martian “My Balls” – Ray William Johnson

“My Balls”

Your Favorite Martian

Ok, so Mr viral video reviewer, Ray William Johnson, opened a new channel and created a lot of hype about Your favorite Martian.. and this is the first video posted under the account. WTF, right?

I mean, I’m sure many of you likes this semi-catchy song.. but I personally was disappointed, since I truly love “equals three”

This “my balls” video has already over 3.5 million views! Amazing what you can do once you become a youtube sensation.

Looking for the mediafire or zippyshare download of the Mp3 for free? We’ll try to find it.

Water Freezes Instantly

Evaporation?

Viral, RWJ, Canada

Gone Viral

Some woman in Canada boils water, pours it in a cup and throws it to the air. .. water evaporates!

Ok, original video title says water “evaporating” some people say it’s actually condensed and others say it’s instant freezing. Whatever the f it is, it’s really cool. A few hundred years ago it could be considered witchcraft.

Geezus!

This video was featured just hours ago by Ray William Johnson.

WHAT? Turkey Call Blooper (Ray William Johnson)

Turkey Call

TV Blooper

Very funny blooper, also ft by Ray William Johnson, this woman tries to do a turkey by  (unnecessarily) putting that turkey thing in her mouth.

Didn’t he just show you how?

WHAT? Dating service in the 80s

Dude

WTF?

Seriously, wtf is wrong with these guys? I wander what happened to them. .. are they serial killers? still single? found a match and had kids? We will never know.

Here are some memorable quotes from this 80s dating montage video. This video was also featured by Ray William Johnson a few months back.

I’m looking for someone, where could you be? (song)
Hi, my name is Monroe, you probably already noticed that I have incredible blue eyes.
I play gutar
Hi, I’m Fred
I’m not afraid to get my sand on my tuxedo if you are not afraid to mess your hair a little bit when I take the top down
I don’t know, what I’m NOT looking for is some big overgrown monster that’s always thinking about food and. ..
I like to do a lot of sailing, outdoor activities. ..
pervasious, foxy
I’m looking for the goddess, are you the goddess?
I figured that she’s sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs
I’m a 25 year subsciber to both playboy and the New Yorker magazine
One of my favorite foods is pizza
And just. .. sugar & spice and all those things that are nice
looking for someone to have fun with
fun and laughter
anything that’s fun
and have a lot of fun
no fatties, no hamsters, no dopers no smokers no alcoholics, no posers, no crazies
I’m currently involved in cleaning toxic waste
life is a playground and I want somebody to play with
my mom stills writes to me regularly
because I average 4 hours sleep
I will cry at a commercial
fire-breeding dragons

Two Camels in a Tiny Car

Did two camels in a tiny car died? Click image to find out.

[E] Check out the “two camels in a tiny car” video from Ray William Johnson below. Ray has become a youtube sensation by presenting the funniest and most random viral videos out there. He is now the #5 most viewed/subscribed entertainer in youtube.

[Ñ] Dos camellos en un pequeño carro.
[F] le do camel e l’automovile
[J] 小さい車のおかしいビデオおよび映像、何の2頭のラクダか。
[G] δύο καμήλες σε ένα μικροσκοπικές αστείες βίντεο και μια εικόνα αυτοκινήτων, τι;
[Ch] 在一张微小的汽车滑稽的录影和图片，什么的二头骆驼？

el what? el youtube?: youtube.com/el What?com

¿eW? international randomness.